So, what do I do when I’m not traveling the world, singing to the masses?  Make chicken songs, of course!  Describing why I do it is kind of like asking the Egyptians why they built the pyramids... Only my answer doesn’t have anything to do with the afterlife, concubines, or the worship of many Gods.  In any case, every chicken, cow, and dog you hear is me!  (This is gonna make me a star, I just know it!)